food jokes

Just for laughs 

​Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on? 

A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Waiter: “Do you want any dessert?” 

Teddy Bear: “No Thanks. I’m Stuffed!”

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast? 

A: Mice Krispies.

Most people want a perfect relationship; I just want a hamburger that looks like ones in commercials.

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