- Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my hhouse.
- I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
- One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.
- Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
- Becoming a vegan was a big missed steak.